Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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