Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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