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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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