that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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