Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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