He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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