$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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