More tranny stories later!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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