I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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