Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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