bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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