it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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