Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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