Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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