yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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