The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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