god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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