Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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