How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Farmville is her only friend.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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