I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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