redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She told me I should be a condom model.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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