So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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