Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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