Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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