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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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