I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Randomize
