Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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