thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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I need you to use more vowels.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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what are you doing with your life
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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