oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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