THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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