Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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