if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize