We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
