Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Someone signed my nipple.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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