I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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