just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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