thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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