She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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