Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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