yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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