I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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