the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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