So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
