Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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