belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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