At least make sure they are 18
Why
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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