If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i think i have herpe
just one?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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