Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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