she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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