i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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