ugly people sure do ruin things
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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