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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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