i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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