her vagine was all disorganized.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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