Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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