So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
