Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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